I sat on my black suede sofa, absently rubbing the rough-textured
arm as I watched the man seated in front of me struggle with his bonds. He
struggled with vain desperation to free himself from the metal cables bound
tight around his wrists.
He was completely mindless of my
presence, perhaps because I’d told him I was leaving the room, and then made
the appropriate sounds to give him said impression. He would not know otherwise
for the pillow case over his head, which I bound around his throat to keep him
from peeking. I like to tease my victims in this way all the time. It makes
them more, shall we say receptive to negotiation?
However, I cut my usual
intimidation routine short, reminding myself that I was on a very different
kind of quest tonight, one which would alter my destiny forever. Leaning
forward, I cleared my throat, smiling when the man froze.
“You are being restrained by
braided titanium ropes, so I very much doubt you will ever wiggle out of them,”
I said, resisting the urge to heave an evil laugh when my victim whimpered.
I stood up and walked over to the
man, who sat on a folding metal chair. The padding was removed to make it more
uncomfortable, as I don’t enjoy having company over.
The man whimpered more at my
approach, almost hyperventilating as I unlocked the cable around his neck to
remove the pillowcase. I slid it off of his head to gaze once again at his
rugged, handsome features.
Though they were filled with
apprehension, his crystal blue eyes still threatened to consume me. I looked up
to his dark blond hair that was beginning to show some signs of graying. My
gaze drifted to his strong jaw line firming as he clenched his teeth, and I
noted that he didn’t need an airbrush artist to touch up his publicity photos.
I could have tried smiling at the
man to calm him, but I was still wearing my mask. Instead I reached out to pat
his cheek, sighing when he jerked away from me. Sure, I’d just kidnapped him
only two hours ago, so I’m sure he was petrified.
Still, I had hoped that he wasn’t
so shallow that we couldn’t move past this little snag in our relationship. I
snapped my hand out and peeled the tape off of his face quick, smirking as he
grunted and flexed his lips to ease the sting.
“W-who are you?” he stammered
fearfully.
Ah, the moment was ripe, I tell
you. I could have rocked his world all night long, and my mind was filled with
dozens of fantasies with just his one fearful question.
Instead I killed the moment. “My
name is Duggan Masters, but most of the people in this city know me as Light
Master,” I said, standing over the man as I folded the pillowcase.
I set it on the coffee table
beside him, smoothing out a wrinkle on the top before I went to the wastebasket
to throw the tape away. Mom would have been so proud.
“Rather,” I corrected myself, “I was the Light Master until last week.
I’m trying to retire, you see.”
The man stared at me in confusion
before shaking his head. “You’ve made some kind of mistake. I’m not wealthy, so
there’s no point in holding me for ransom.”
I walked over to the man and
smiled behind my mask, reaching out to pat the side of his face. He didn’t shy
away this time, and I felt a surge of electricity at the stubble covering his cheek.
Pushing aside yet another dirty
thought, I shook my head. “You are mistaken about my motivation in kidnapping
you. I assure you that I don’t need money. I’ve got millions in loot from my
last four capers alone. That doesn’t include the cut I get from everyone else’s
schemes, so I’m quite comfortable, financially. As the overlord behind every
foul plot in this city, I’ve amassed a vast fortune from the huddled masses.”
His expression changed from fear
to confusion. “Then why are you holding me hostage?”
I walked to my coffee table again,
picking up a book. I showed him the back cover, which had his handsome photo
smiling for the camera. “You are Dr. Wallace Cornwall, the author of Our Masks, Ourselves, a self-help and
motivation guide for superheroes who have lost hope.” I spoke in an affable
tone of voice, pausing before I asked, “This is correct?”
Wallace nodded, looking baffled by
my interest in him. “I am indeed, but I don’t see what you could gain by making
me your prisoner. I’m not that helpful to heroes.”
“Well, here’s the thing. I kind of
need your help,” I said, resisting the urge to pace as I entered monologue mode.
“You are the only expert I could consult on a matter like this, and so I took
you. You must realize that if you don’t help me, I will kill you.”
Wallace considered this for some
time, which I found a bit odd. I mean, his choices were help me or die, so I
would have thought he didn’t need so much time to consider my proposal. Still I
let him muse on his choices without prodding him because he’d lost most of his
fear by that point.
Finally, he looked back up at me
and asked, “What do you need me to do?”
I said, “I guess you may have
noticed that Miracle Man hasn’t been seen in over three months.”
“I think I saw something about it
on the news, but I work a lot,” Wallace confessed.
“Well, for most everyone else in this
city, it’s common knowledge,” I commented with a note of sarcasm. “The city’s
greatest hero just vanished, leaving no clue as to his whereabouts.”
“You don’t suppose he’s out
stopping an alien invasion again?” Wallace suggested. “Heroes tend to patrol
wider and wider areas as their confidence builds.”
“Sure, but that usually takes a
week or two, not three months.” I leaned down and unbound Wallace’s wrists.
“I’ve been a very bad boy in those
three months, pulling off every despicable act in the book, and even
reinventing the wheel in some cases. But here in the last couple of weeks, I’ve
felt so uninspired.”
Finishing with his wrist
restraints, I knelt to unlock the cuffs around his ankles. “Without someone to
stop me or even challenge me, I’ve lost my motivation to be a super villain.”
“Oh, then you want me to help you
find a reason to go on,” Wallace said, his gorgeous eyes lighting up with
recognition.
I shook my head, adding to his
confusion. “I was actually hoping you could help me figure out a way to retire.
Without Miracle Man around, I’ve begun to hate the monotony of all these
endless looting and killing sprees.”
“I don’t understand.” Wallace
admitted. “I would have thought having the hero out of the way would make
killing and plundering ludicrously easy.”
“Oh it is,” I agreed. I tossed the
cuffs on the floor as I straightened up. “But because there’s no challenge to
getting away from the police, I don’t put any thought into my plans anymore.
Every time, they keep getting lamer and lamer. I’m dreading the day when a
victim looks at me and chides, ‘Well, this was a stupid plan.’ So I’ve got two
choices: either I can get over Miracle Man and find a new town to take on a new
hero; or I can retire. Staying here is pointless when the hero has taken a
powder.”
Wallace nodded, looking thoughtful
as he continued to rub his wrists. “Okay. If I agree to help you, then will you
agree to release me?”
“I will anyway.” I laughed at his
puzzled scowl.
No, not an evil laugh; a polite
one.
“I know you have other clients to
look after, and I will allow you to go back to your family this very night if
you agree to help. I know it will take more than one night to find a solution
to my dilemma, and I’m not an unreasonable person.”
Wallace looked shocked. “You
aren’t worried that I’ll call the police?”
“If you do, I’ll kill them, and
then I’ll kill you,” I stated in a menacing voice. “Make no mistake about this,
Dr. Cornwall; you don’t want to get on my bad side. However, if you like, I can
pay you for this as psychiatric treatments. Working that way, you must respect
my confidence, do you not?”
Wallace nodded. “Yes, that is
true, but if you are going to have me come to your um, residence for every
session, then technically, I am making a house call. That’s going to be charged
at twice my going rate.”
I chuckled. “All right, I’ll pay
my bill accordingly, and I won’t have to kill you because you can’t blabber
anyway.”
The statement relaxed him
noticeably, and he scratched his chin before sitting back in the chair. His
face darkened in a thoughtful scowl, and his gaze unfocused as he stared at the
floor.
He was gorgeous, and I found
myself fantasizing of peeling him out of his white dress shirt to massage his bare
chest.
Wallace drew from this diversion
by clearing his throat. “First, we need to figure out why you became a super
villain in the first place, before you became dependant on Miracle Man.”
“Dependant?” I asked a little too
sharply. I sighed, nodding as it occurred to me how accurate his statement was.
Then I moved to my sofa and flopped back on it.
I sighed and looked up at the
ceiling. “I guess I decided to become a villain to please my father. He was a
closet villain, mostly prowling around the house for victims. To us, he was the
Ass Master.”
“Th-the
what?” Wallace sputtered. “Why did you call him that?”
“He called himself that, and we
were stuck playing along to keep him happy. Trust me, the Ass Master could get
rough if he got angry,” I explained, shifting to a more comfortable position
leaning against the arm of my sofa. “The only time he’d ever go out into the
real world was on Halloween, when he would pull on his tights and go looking
for a man to drag home. That was the only time of the year that Ass Master went
public.”
“I’m assuming he was gay,” Wallace
said.
“No, he was bisexual,” I said with
a small shake of my head. “He enjoyed playing with us boys, but he was still
into mom for about nine inches if I remember correctly.” I patted my butt cheek
for emphasis.
Wallace nodded. “He molested you?”
“No, molesting would have been if
he fondled my johnson. Dad had an affair with me and
my older brother until I was thirteen, when I started high school.”
“I don’t understand,” Wallace
confessed. “What happened then that ended the affair?”
“I pushed him in front of a bus,”
I answered blithely and chuckled. “You could say Ass Master had his ass handed
to him by a greyhound.” I got up, walking across the room to a small buffet
table that had a coffee pot on an electric warmer, along with some cups and a
plate of donuts.
Filling a cup for myself, I
gestured to the table. “Would you care for some coffee? Or perhaps some juice
and a donut?”
Wallace waved his hand, his face full
of fascination. “Maybe later. Did you hate your father for the things he did to
you?”
“Oh, no,” I declined quickly. “I
didn’t hate him, but he was too demanding as a lover, what with all of the
chains, riding crops, and him requesting to be pinched or bit here and there...mostly
there.”
I returned to the couch and sat
down more carefully to avoid spilling my coffee. Lifting my mask up to the tip
of my nose, I sipped from the cup.
Shrugging, I said, “I killed him so
I could get some sleep at night. My grades improved, so I think killing him was
the best decision I could have made.”
Wallace asked, “But when did you
decide to become a super villain yourself?”
I smiled, pleased that he was
interested in me so quickly. Looking up at the ceiling, I considered his
question for several minutes. “I guess I was a senior in high school when I got
serious about the idea of being a professional criminal. I’d considered it for
a long time, as I felt Dad would be proud of me for being something he could
only dream of. But it was during my senior year that I committed myself fully
to my cause. Suddenly, it seemed to the few friends I had that I got interested
in science while all the other guys took an interest in tagging cheerleaders.”
Wallace asked, “You weren’t
interested in sex?”
“I was, but I knew it was a long
shot that I would ever get to make out with the captain of the football team
behind the bleachers. That knowledge helped me ignore my libido in favor of
academic pursuits, and that in turn trained my mind for greater things.”
I paused to take another sip from
my coffee. “As I said earlier, I took an interest in science, or more
specifically in physics. I was looking for a way to convert matter into energy—”
“A feat which is supposedly
impossible, if I know my science correctly,” Wallace cut in, surprising me with
his boldness.
I shrugged. “Theoretically, yes it
was. Note that I said was. I figured
that if I was going to break the law, I might start with the ones that God
himself was enforcing. What I discovered was that while a proton cannot be
directly accelerated to twice the speed of light, they can be spun on their own
natural axis until they reach a certain speed and burst. The energy from that
is quite intense, and can cause a chain reaction. If you accelerated one proton
in this sofa for instance, the rest of the protons would then absorb so much
heat and energy that they would bump into each other and explode. In effect, I
could make anything into a bomb.”
I sighed and shook my head,
feeling embarrassed. “My first crimes were so trivial. I blew up bank vaults,
or I blew up people. That was the extent of my criminal repertoire until about
a week after I’d graduated from high school. I’d set up a device to blow a hole
in the side of a bank vault, and I was just about to arm it when he showed up.”
After a few seconds of silence,
Wallace prodded me from my memory. “You mean Miracle Man, right?”
“Hmm?” I asked, wiping drool from
the side of my mouth. “Oh, oh yes. Of course it was him. There are no other
heroes in this city as far as I’m concerned.”
“So this was a good memory for
you?” Wallace asked.
“Picture me back then if you will,
doctor. I was a scrawny boy, all of seventeen years old and completely full of
my own importance. I found a shadow on the wall beside me and turned around,
and here’s this heavenly looking man dressed in tights that showed off the kind
of muscles I wished I had. He made me glad that I hadn’t decided to wear
tights, because I would have looked like a little girl compared to him. My
baggy clothes made me feel a bit better, but I’m just standing there,
dumfounded by this muscle-bound, blond-haired hunk who is hovering inches off
the ground. Those cannons that he likes to call arms were crossed so that his
biceps bulged, and I looked from them to the two little M’s on his chest, each
one centered over a gorgeous pectoral muscle.
“I looked up at his smiling face,
and I thought, Duggan, this is your nemesis. So I ran my hand through my hair,
trying to look cool. I smiled at Miracle Man, and I said ‘isn’t it a bit chilly
for tights?’” I quoted myself and laughed warmly, taking a drink from my cup.
“So he smiled even wider, and I thought my chest was going to burst. He told me
‘You’re an amazing scientist Duggan—’”
“He knew your name?” Wallace
interrupted me again, this time giving me an apologetic look.
“Yes, but back then I didn’t
operate under any fancy titles. You know, the funny thing is that after I took
the name Light Master, he never used my real name again. It was courtesies like
that which made me enjoy our moments together.”
My voice had become softer and
less formal as my mind wandered through my fondest memory. “He complimented me
for a brilliant method of committing my crimes, and then he said he was sorry
to see such a brilliant mind go to waste in prison.”
“And then he arrested you?”
Wallace asked, glancing at the coffee pot.
I smiled, waving for him to get
up. “Help yourself.” I told him cordially, watching him get up to pour himself
a cup of coffee. “He did, and I used a chair in the courtroom as a bomb to escape
my arraignment hearing.”
I emptied my mug, setting it down
on the coffee table in front of me. “Every plan after that involved finding a
way to catch Miracle Man in one of my explosions. He always escaped to capture
me, and I always escaped being imprisoned. That kind of repetitive scheming got
old for me fast, since it was eating into my loot pile. I knew I had to make up
a successful plan to kill Miracle Man or I’d be the poorest villain in town in
a few short months.
“I had to come up with a better
plan than the old ‘blow stuff up’ routine, so I went into hiding and built a
secret lab. There, I worked on a nanite based costume
that would allow me to be completely intangible. The nanites glow when they’re active, so I took the name Light Master. I then went on an
intense training regimen to build up my muscles. I’ll admit that I don’t have
the bulk of Miracle Man, but I think I’ve built myself up quite nicely.”
Wallace looked at me before
nodding his approval. “Sure, you look well built.”
“Thank you.” I leaned back on the
sofa. “So I had this suit that allowed me to fly just like Miracle Man, and I
had the added advantage that he couldn’t touch me. I could escape him simply by
phasing through the ground, or into a building wall without returning to
continue the fight. But I had a different plan. All I had to do to kill Miracle
Man was phase my hand into his chest and make it solid again. The nanites would push his atoms around my hand, making a
really big hole, and this city would be out one super hero in about five
seconds.”
“How did it fail?”
“Who says it did?” I asked,
laughing at Wallace’s confused expression. “I hunted him down, I challenged
him, and after I dodged his first punch, I slid my hand into his chest just as
easy as I thought it would be. But, for as much as I wanted to, I couldn’t go
solid. When I did, it was just my chin so that his second punch would connect,
and then I ‘fell’ and phased into the sidewalk. I don’t think he ever saw how
close he was to dying, literally by my hand.”
Wallace nodded slowly. “Did you
feel like you didn’t want it to end so soon?”
“I didn’t want it to end at all,”
I confessed. “His powers had forced me to grow from the mere villain that I was
into a true threat to all of humanity. Without Miracle Man around, I was
certain I would have to move.”
“Why would you think that?”
Wallace asked, taking his coffee and a donut back to his chair.
“I would still need a hero to keep
me from killing everyone.”
“Isn’t that the point of being a
super villain?” Wallace spoke around a mouthful of donut before he swallowed
and shook his head. “I don’t think I’m clear on that point. I thought you would
have moved on to a plan to blow up the world by now.”
“We evil geniuses don’t really
want to blow up the whole planet, doctor,” I said and smirked. “We have to live
here too, and there’s no one to celebrate your success with if you kill
everybody. Does that make sense?”
“I suppose so,” Wallace agreed.
“I left him alone and escaped,
feeling satisfied to call my escape a victory. I had never escaped capture
before, and so the ball was in Miracle Man’s court to find a way to stop me.
The next week, I held the city for ransom, lining the sewers with enough bombs
to kill everyone. And believe me doctor, I do mean everyone.”
“Yes, I saw that on the national
news,” Wallace said. “You challenged Miracle Man to find all of the bombs, and
he did well in advance of your time limit.”
“Precisely, and no one ever
considered that the real point of that crime was to terrorize the general
population, not to kill Miracle Man. My first major plot succeeded brilliantly,
and the old crime overlord gave me his title and stepped down. That was the
highlight of my career, and it began with a plan intended not to kill Miracle Man.”
Wallace chuckled, waving his hand
at me in a dismissive way, as though his thoughts weren’t important to me. “I’m
sorry, go on.”
“No, do please share,” I insisted.
“You find this humorous for what reason?”
“You aren’t obsessed with your
hero,” Wallace said, dipping his donut into his coffee. “You’re in love with
him.”
I nodded, letting go of a sad
sigh. “It was a one-sided romance, but it was enough to keep me happy.”
“But now he’s gone.”
Wallace’s sympathetic tone didn’t
feel insincere or placating, and I think that’s why I was so comfortable
opening up to him right away. Or maybe I was just desperate to get some of this
stuff out of my system.
I said, “To be honest, doctor, I
don’t want to move on and find another hero. There’s too much chance that I’ll
be dismissed as a crackpot, or I might get ambushed by a jealous super
villain.”
Wallace shook his head, a gesture
of disbelief. “You think there are other super villains like you, people who
have grown attached to their heroes?”
“Oh, I could even introduce you to
one,” I said with a smirk. “Hey, come to think of it, do you mind if I have a
friend sit in on our next session?”
“Why not? Wallace shrugged. “It’s your
quarter,” he said and laughed.
I wondered what it would be like
to have his tongue in my mouth. But this fantasy was not conducive to a
therapeutic environment, so I pushed it away.
I asked, “Then you really will
help me?”
“You won’t tie me up anymore, will
you?” Wallace clarified.
“No, but I will have to use the
pillow case, to keep this location a secret.”
“Um, Duggan, your ‘secret lab’ is
the abandoned warehouse behind the old county courthouse, which I can see out
the window behind you,” Wallace said patiently. “Let’s be honest here. I can’t
tell anyone about these sessions if you’re a client, and you’ll find me much
more willing to help if you didn’t begin every session by pulling a bag over my
head.”
“Fair enough,” I agreed with a
sigh. “But you really are taking all the fun out of this.”
Wallace laughed politely, leaning
over to set his empty cup on the floor. As he sat up, I noticed him shaking his
head again with an odd look on his face.
I asked, “What is it?”
“Just a stray thought, really,
Wallace said. When I nodded for him to go on, he did. “All these years, I could
have advertised my services to super villains. Instead I’ve collected chump
change from the few heroes willing to come forward with their sad ego
problems.” Wallace laughed, smiling at me in a way that made my heart thump.
“Listening to you has been far more entertaining than listening to Lightning
Lad whine over his issues of penis envy.”
“Didn’t you just violate his trust
by revealing that to me?” I noted dryly.
“No,” Wallace remarked in a casual
way. “Everybody knows that Lightning Lad is a little dick.”
“Don’t you mean has?” I resisted the urge to laugh when
Wallace shook his head, a huge grin parting his lips. “Well, I promise not to
agonize over the length of my garden hose if you promise not to laugh at my
friend tomorrow.”
“Why would I laugh at them?”
Wallace asked.
“Just about everybody does. As for
why, you’ll find out tomorrow,” I promised and stood up, pulling my mask back
down. “I can either take you home in my car, or I can fly you there in a few
minutes. It’s your call.”
“Flying,” Wallace answered without
hesitation. “In all the years I’ve worked with heroes, they’ve never once
offered to take me flying with them.”
“And you didn’t ask them?”
“It wouldn’t be professional,”
Wallace replied.
“Ah, you wimped out then,” I
corrected him.
“No, I’m a psychiatrist. We have
an ethical—yeah, okay, I wimped out,” Wallace conceded with another
good-natured laugh. “I just couldn’t think of a way to ask any of these muscle
bound guys to give me a ride without sounding gay.”
“Sounds like you might have deeper
issues than that,” I teased. “So Wallace, shall I give you a ride home?”
Wallace laughed and nodded. “If
you please.”
I almost asked if we could make a
pit stop in my bedroom, but nerd that I was, my confidence dried up.
As we walked to the front door, I
had a random thought and asked, “Did double M ever come to you for help?”
“No,” Wallace replied. “Based on
your description, he seems almost perfect.” A moment later he shielded his eyes
with his hand when I activated my suit.
“Sunglasses,” he remarked in an
offhand way. “Next time, I’m going to have to bring sunglasses.”
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