Camping in spring, perhaps not surprisingly, means dealing
with torrential buckets of rain. Wallace had rented a cabin, which allowed us
to wait out the storm. It defeated the purpose of “roughing it,” but even with
the rain pouring down, we were enjoying the chance to relax.
At the very least, we had been
hoping that the storm would die down to some kind of drizzle so that we could
go fishing, but for the first day and night, we saw nothing but fat, heavy
drops of spattering rain.
Wallace’s son Greg was a little
charmer, and he had Leona following him around the cabin the entire first day,
telling stories and playing different games to pass the time.
Day two saw a change in the fickle
little ten-year-old as cabin fever fried his brain to a crisp.
“I can’t take it anymore!” he
shouted before rushing to the front door, already tugging off his clothes and
tossing them behind him.
Leona ran to the window with
Maggie a few steps behind her, and both were giggling hysterically just seconds
later. By the time I got to the window, Greg was soaked through, dancing in his
underwear and T-shirt this way and that.
He looked to the cabin, waving at
all of us. “Come on in guys! The water’s fine!” he coaxed before going right
back to doing his silly dance.
Leona grinned at me, her face
telling me her intentions even before she ran to the door. I wanted to tell her
to stay in her clothes, but she had stripped down to her bra and panties before
she had even left the porch, laughing as she joined Greg in his dance.
Wallace came to the window then,
chuckling at the sight of Leona and Greg dancing a silly waltz in the pouring
rain. He remarked, “I would have thought her genetics would have made her opposed
to water.”
“Do you think it’s a good idea for
her to be dressed like that around your son?” I asked in a worried voice.
Maggie laughed and waved a
dismissive hand. “I don’t care if it’s not. I mean, look at them.” She gestured
to the two as they squealed happily.
“We’ve already found magazines
tucked under his bed, so I’m sure he’s seen worse by this point,” Wallace said.
He closed his arms around his wife as she leaned against him.
We all jumped as lightning struck
a tree right beside the cabin, shaking every window with a huge clap of
thunder.
Maggie glanced around outside, becoming
anxious when she couldn’t find Leona or Greg anywhere. “Where are they?”
“Behind you,” Greg answered
breathlessly.
Leona had scooped him into her
arms and carried him into the cabin at top speed. She set him down once she saw
the split tree through the window.
The rain was already putting out
the fire.
“I guess I panicked,” Leona
confessed with an embarrassed smile.
“Nonsense,” Maggie said and gave
Leona a pat on her shoulder. “You did exactly what I would have done.”
At that moment, a genuine miracle
occurred. The rain stopped, and the clouds parted, letting the sun stream down
on the cabin in just a few seconds.
Wallace looked out the window and
clapped his hands together, rubbing them excitedly. “All right, grab your swimsuits
and fishing gear. We’ve got to enjoy this while it lasts.”
The clouds were burning away, and
the sky continued to brighten as we hiked to the lake. By the time Wallace and
I had set up our poles, we were basking in the full heat of the sun with a
completely blue sky above us. Even a pessimist like me couldn’t find a speck of
cloud to avoid saying there wasn’t a cloud in the sky.
Wallace and I sat back on a set of
folding chairs, enjoying the sunshine as we watched Greg and Maggie double team
Leona in a splashing contest.
It was plain to both of us that
she was holding back to let them win, and as I watched her playing, I couldn’t
think of a nicer time in my entire life. For the first time ever, I was
enjoying doing absolutely nothing.
No, I’m serious. I had no plot
working on the back burner, nor worries for the return of my hero. I think my
only real concern was whether my line would dip while I was reaching for the
ice chest to grab a beer.
So of course it did.
“Got a bite,” Wallace said,
handing me my pole as he took my beer with his free hand. He laughed at the
trout I reeled in, our first catch of the day. “It’s a beauty, but we’ll need a
few more to make a meal.”
During the next hour, I caught
two, and Wallace got one. By then, the others were ready to head back up to the
cabin for lunch.
Maggie looked at the three fish on
the line. “We need a few more if you want me to clean and cook them.”
We heard a splash and looked
around. Leona was missing.
Seconds later she emerged from the
water with an armful of trout. “When do we eat?” she asked, sending all of us
into fits of laughter.
While Maggie prepared dinner,
Wallace and Leona began talking about how she felt with her tail back. The
conversation turned to a possible race between Leona and Wallace, at which
point Wallace commented that he was still wearing his collar.
In short order, Leona had
convinced him to do one lap around the mountains to see if she could beat him,
and one long peal of thunder later, we learned the answer was no.
Leona was good-natured about her
loss, laughing as she declared herself a big loser. “I saw him the entire time
though. Not just an after image either. I was only a few steps behind him, but
I just couldn’t close the gap.” She shook her head in wonder. “He was still
faster than me, and if I didn’t know better, I would have sworn he was keeping
pace to make me feel better.”
Wallace kept the most perfect
poker face as he shook his head. “That was as fast as I could go.”
He began to help Maggie pass out
plates. “Now be careful. These fish have some pretty small bones.”
Leona smiled at that and picked up
her fish by the tip of its tail. She tilted her head back and ate the whole
fish in one swallow.
“You aren’t worried about the
bones?” Greg asked, his fork frozen halfway to his mouth.
Leona held up a finger before she made
a short hacking cough and spit the skeleton of the trout back onto her plate
head-first.
“Wow! That was so cool!” Greg pushed his plate across
the table. “Do it again!”
“Greg,” Wallace began in an “I’m
the daddy” tone of voice. “Eat your fish. There’s plenty more for Leona, so
take your plate back.”
“Yes, sir. I’m sorry.” Greg’s face
was apologetic, but his brown eyes were still twinkling mischievously at Leona.
I had to hand one thing to the
kid, as he did have at least one natural
power. He could charm the pants off of Leona, and her shirt too, if you wanted
to get technical.
That kid had her tail waving
lazily from side to side, and her ears twitching every time he smiled at her.
It would have been funny, except I was feeling a tug of jealousy as I watched
them making small talk.
I must seem silly, confessing to having
envious feelings over a little boy. Still, I had been taking Leona’s advice,
treating this trip as a preview of our other option. Kind of like a beta test
of retirement, if you will.
But while Leona normally paid
attention to me, I had become chopped liver compared to Greg. So yes, I was jealous
that he was spoiling my preview of retirement.
The day off had been quite fun,
with God being the only one to blow something up. Just as the sun set, clouds
piled back up in the sky, and it began to rain again.
Wallace and I set up a game of
chess while Maggie and Greg talked Leona into playing card games. Wallace often
caught me sneaking a glance at them sitting around the square wooden dinner
table whenever Leona laughed loud at another of Greg’s jokes.
“Would it be so bad to quit now?”
he asked as I looked back from the sound of Leona’s laughter.
I shook my head, taking a deep
breath. “It’s not about me anymore, Wallace. It’s about my city. I never
thought it was possible, but my heart is broken over what I did. If I leave
now, I’m leaving City without an overlord, and without a hero. I can’t do it.
“We have to get Miracle Man back
on his feet, and I think I’ve got a plan that we can use to do it without
killing anyone.” I glanced up, and Wallace staring at me, nervous by my
revelation. “I wasn’t going to say anything until after the trip, but I will
need your help. You won’t need any super powers, just your talents as a shrink,
so this should be a piece of cake, right?”
“What’s the plan?”
“We’ll find Vicky, Miracle Man’s
ex-girlfriend, and we’ll convince her to take back her man.”
Wallace smiled as he gave a short
nod. “You’re going to use the nanite search again, aren’t you?”
“Well, yes, but I’m afraid there’s
a minor complication. I don’t know Vicky’s exact dimensions—”
“But you did know Miracle Man’s,” Wallace teased.
“Ahem...” I dropped my head,
pretending to examine the board to avoid staring at his smile. “Anyway, the
problem is only minor. The search will take around two weeks instead of three
days. Once we’ve located her, Leona and I will kidnap her. We’ll take her back
to Leona’s apartment and give you a chance to talk her into going back to
double M.”
“Kidnap, huh?” Wallace said,
rubbing his chin. “In that case, I’ll tag along as backup to make sure Vicky
isn’t harmed.”
This comment wounded me, and my
voice was softer as I said, “I saved her from a burning wreck, Wallace. You know
I wouldn’t hurt her.”
Wallace nodded. “I know, and I
know that Leona wouldn’t have any malice in her intentions either. Still, the
police could show up and start shooting. She could be hit in the crossfire, and
the two of you need me there to remind you that this is a zero casualty plan.”
“All right, you can tag along,” I said.
“There is something else,” Wallace
said. “I won’t be wearing this.” He took off his collar, handing it to me
before I could protest.
I stared at him, fearful that this
was the end of our game together. “While we were waiting for the search, I was
hoping we could still stage some fake crimes, to help wean me off of my old
life. I promise that if a plan involves a bomb, it will be a hollow decoy that
you can crush up before you defeat me.”
I held out the collar, pleading
with him. “I know it sounds silly, but I still need you for this, even if it
isn’t real anymore.”
Wallace sighed, taking the collar
back. “I’ll play the hero for just two more weeks, Duggan. After that, I’m
afraid you’ll have to find a new hero, even if you haven’t got Miracle Man
back.”
“All right, Wallace,” I agreed.
“You can still be my friend,”
Wallace said. He reached out to move his queen. “I think that’s a checkmate.”
I smiled as it occurred to me that
I never would have been able to beat Wallace if he was a real hero and our
fights hadn’t been staged.
I couldn’t sleep that night, and I
kept looking out the window from where I lie on the floor. I rolled over in my
sleeping bag to find Leona’s eyes open too.
“He’s quitting, isn’t he?” she
whispered.
“Yes. He essentially gave me a two
weeks notice.”
“It’s just as well,” Leona said as
she rolled onto her side to face me. “I don’t think I can keep kissing him
after getting to know his wife and son.”
“I think Wallace has given you a
conscience,” I said.
Leona pouted for a second, but her
eyes betrayed her. She breathed a soft laugh and nodded her agreement. “Don’t
get me wrong. I still feel like I want to steal things and blow stuff up, but
still…”
I said, “Killing for pleasure has
lost some of its luster, hasn’t it?”
“Yeah.” A brief silence followed
before she asked, “We’ve killed enough, haven’t we?”
“I will never again make a plan
that involves killing anyone,” I said. “I can’t promise that people won’t die,
but I’ll do my best to limit how many of them get killed.”
“Duggan, if we don’t get double M
back, why can’t we just retire from the game with Wallace?” Leona pleaded with
me, “What would be so wrong with the two of us living in a cabin like this?”
Even in the dark, I could see that
she was on the verge of tears, and I swallowed a lump in my throat before
nodding. “I’ll think about it.”
I stared at the ceiling to avoid
her gaze. I closed my eyes to fake sleep, and I didn’t say anything else. But
after a long time, I felt Leona’s hand on my chest.
I opened my eyes and saw the
desperate longing in her expression. Heaving a sigh, I got up, and at first she
misunderstood what I was doing.
Her look of sadness melted as I
unzipped her sleeping bag and then joined it to mine. I slipped back into the
bags and opened the top to let Leona slip in. She was settling herself on her
pillow when I patted my chest as an invitation.
Leona lay her head on my chest and
squeezed me in a one-armed hug. I closed my arms around her, and as I patted
down her hair, I looked down to find that she had already fallen asleep.
I turned my head to stare out the
window again, wondering if Wallace and Leona were right. After all, what would
be the harm in moving away to a cabin in the woods?
Still, I closed my eyes and saw
those screaming faces, and I knew that I could not leave City undefended. I was
truly afraid for the people, and now I dreaded the moment that I would have to
walk away from them without giving back their hero.
Leona snuggled closer to me in her
sleep, laying her leg across both of mine. She began to purr in her sleep, and
by the light of the moon, I watched her peaceful expression.
As it always did, the sound and
low vibration lulled me into sleep, taking with it all worries and fears.
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