I opened my eyes, becoming aware of my surroundings just
as the stasis pod door slid open. Leona and Wallace stood in front of me, both
of them pouting with anxious postures. Leona nibble at her nails, her ears and tail both drooping; while Wallace played pocket pool, his hands shoved deep into his pockets.
As I got out, I looked toward my
work table, where Morgan worked on my suit. Wally watched over his shoulder, an
intense scowl on his freckled face as he tried to understand what Morgan was
doing.
“How long was I in there?” I
asked.
“Two days,” Morgan said. He set
down his tools and turned on the stool to face me. “You lost vital signs twice
on the way here, but Wallace resuscitated you both times.”
I nodded absently before gesturing
at my suit. “You still aren’t done with the repairs?”
“No this is the spare suit.
Wallace burned out the flight component and had to walk back to the lab last
night.” Morgan shook his shaggy head, spilling brown hair over his unbuttoned
collar. “I don’t understand how, though. Theoretically, this kind of damage to
the nano-circuitry is impossible, but the components are fused in such a way as
to suggest that he’s drawing too much power.”
“Can you fix it?” I asked.
“I already did. I’ve been
installing redundant power supplies and backup neuro-pathways
to keep the suit from failing in a time of need. I had to, since my inspection
of his suit and your collar proved this isn’t a fluke. He consistently burns
out equipment.”
I nodded my approval of Morgan’s
hard work. “It’s a shame I’m quitting tomorrow. You and I would have been a
great team.”
“We would make a great team,” Morgan said and pointed to Wally. “Without
Wally, I’d still be running errands to get all the supplies I need. He was also
the one who found you when he went out on a parts run. You would have died if
he hadn’t spotted your leg sticking out of a dumpster.”
I felt a stab of anger at learning
what had happened to me. I guessed that my assailant had returned and attempted
to hide my body, but I let the feeling go. I never saw who shot me, and so
revenge wasn’t possible.
More important to me was the
matter of Wallace burning up the same equipment that I had used without a
single problem.
I looked at him, rubbing my chin
thoughtfully. “Wallace, have you been doing anything in my suit that I don’t
normally do? You seem to be able to control the level of light the suit
produces through an amazing range of levels. I’ve always had two states, on and
off. Is there anything you might have done to burn out the flight circuit?”
“I don’t think so,” Wallace said. “Leona
and I went on different routes when a gang used two cars to get away from a
bank robbery. I was flying around to find her after I caught the robbers, and
then the suit burned out.”
Wallace laughed as his mouth
pulled into an embarrassed smile. “I’m glad the force field was still in place,
because I made one hell of a crater when I crashed.”
“Hmmm,” I hummed, and then shook
my head. Something was missing from his story. “How fast were you flying to
look for her?”
“I…” Wallace shook his head. “I don’t
know. I’d already phased to avoid producing a sonic boom, so I guess I was
going pretty fast.”
The answer was right in front of
him, but his modesty wouldn’t let him see it. I’ve flown fast before, but not
as fast as Wallace was probably going, and not for extended periods of time.
I smiled and said, “Since you’ve
been able to exploit the technology so quickly, I’m curious. Have you been able
to find any new abilities in my suit?”
“As a matter of fact, yes I did,”
Wallace said. “Last night, I saw a cop car as I was walking home, and it
occurred to me that I was wearing your suit. I looked around for a place to
hide, but then a second later, I didn’t need it.”
“Why not?” I asked.
“Because I realized I was
invisible,” Wallace answered.
My mouth hung open for a few
seconds before I could ask, “How?”
“I have a theory about that,”
Morgan said. “It seems that when you built the collar, it never occurred to you
that the stealth function was already built into your suit. Wallace had the
suit reflect its surroundings, in essence bending light around him. However, in
the process he also fused most of the power supplies. If he’d tried to use the
suit much longer, it would have failed completely.”
“Sorry,” Wallace muttered.
I barked laughter at this. “You
don’t need to apologize.” My smile relaxing, I returned my attention to Morgan.
“So, both suits are ready?”
“Yes, but I’d recommend spending
tonight testing both suits to make sure they’re safe. I’m fairly confident of
my repairs, but Wallace has a talent for burning up components. He’s forced me
and Wally to run up some overtime that you’ll need to sign off on. I would have
cleared it with you, but you were dead on your feet.”
“It’s okay,” I said and laughed
again. “I’m going to retire, and now I learn how to use my suit from a hero.
Man, how pathetic is that?”
Beaming a mischievous grin, Leona
said, “Hey, at least you got to sleep with Miracle Man.”
I heard a whistle and looked to
find Wally staring at me. “You’re kidding.”
“Oh no I’m not,” Leona said. “It
happened the day that he got shot.”
“That was the problem, one slip up
after another,” I said. “First double M fell into my lap, and then I grabbed
the wrong collar because I wasn’t thinking clearly. In a way, I’m glad I had
Wallace patrolling in my spare suit.” I smiled faintly at him. “I couldn’t bear
the thought of putting you in harm’s way.”
You may wonder why we weren’t
using Chet’s name. To put it in two words, hired help. You see, I was retiring,
and Chet’s secret was safe with me.
However, Wally and Morgan were
still going to be working with super villains, and such a bargaining chip was a
power I didn’t want to give them. Leona understood that too, which is why she
had been so discreet.
Morgan gave another shake of his
shaggy head. “It’s a good thing he’s quitting the hero racket. He’d have to be
independently wealthy to cover the cost of maintenance on the equipment.”
Laughing, I smiled wider at
Wallace. “I’d gladly pay his bills. I think it’s a shame that he’s quitting the
hero business.”
“But I’m not a hero, and I never
was,” Wallace insisted. “I’m just a psychiatrist pretending to be a hero.”
“Miracle Man was a regular guy pretending
he was a hero too,” I said. “We all believed him. Some of us have even built
our lives around him. You came in, and you filled his shoes easily. Besides, you
have to admit that it has been fun.”
Wallace’s mouth hung open for a
while before he could respond. “Duggan, a lot of people died for this damned
game of yours.”
“It’s not my game Wallace, and it
never was. I’m just one of the players. Those deaths are the pull, the
attraction for villains. I’d wonder if Miracle Man would be fast enough to stop
me and save the day. He always did, and that’s what made the game fun for me.
After he left, I was able to get away with everything, and the game lost its
luster.”
I sighed before reaching for my
suit to get dressed. “Even if I stop playing, the game will still go on. You
came along, and I’m not the only villain who was willing to play the game with
you.”
Now scowling, Wallace said, “It
isn’t a game.”
“It is to a criminal,” I reminded
him quietly. “I want this plan to be non-lethal, but my gut instinct tells me
the villains are going to riot when they see what I’m doing. The instant I
publicly ask Miracle Man to return to his role as the city’s hero, every
criminal under my control will realize how I’ve been toying with them. Then
they and all the other criminals pouring into this city are liable to seek us
out for a showdown.
“Leona may not be willing to use
deadly force on the criminals who show up there, and I won’t ask her to. For
that reason, I need to know where you stand on this matter, Wallace. Will you
be able to kill these criminals with me, or am I standing alone?”
“No. I’ll stand by you for
anything.” Wallace spoke in a soft, sad voice. “There are too many criminals in
the city now. Maybe if we kill enough of them, the rest will retreat.”
“That’s what I’m hoping, but they
could very well stay to the last one,” I said and activated my suit. “There’s
no telling what will happen.”
“We need to face it,” Wallace
said. “This plot is a crap shoot just like all the others. If you roll the dice
and Miracle Man doesn’t show, just—”
“Yes Wallace,” I cut him off, tired
of going over the same conversation. “I will close out my career whether he
shows up or not, so please leave it alone. Now, I’m going out on patrol, but it
isn’t going to be pretty. I think it would benefit us to thin out the herd
today, so I’m going to be doing all I can in that regard.”
I concentrated on becoming
invisible, pleased to note that my body faded out of view.
“Uh, Duggan?” Morgan asked in a
low voice.
“Yeah?” I said and turned to him.
“We can still see your head. A
mask might be a good idea,” Morgan suggested.
“Hell with it,” I said and
smirked. “Today, I’ll be patrolling as the terrible ‘floating head o’ death’.”
I flew up and out of my laboratory
window, not too surprised when Wallace joined me. However, I was surprised to
find Leona flying on my other side a moment later. Leona despised the collars
and swore she’d never wear one, so this was truly an event worth mentioning.
Leona was quicker to speak. “Need
a little company?”
“It couldn’t hurt,” I replied and
smiled at her.
“There was something I wanted to
tell you.” Leona said, her expression becoming whimsical. “Chet has been by my
apartment several times in the last two days. I had told him in passing that
you’d been shot, and he seemed concerned over how you are. If I didn’t know
better, I almost think he was smitten with you.”
Leona laughed, but her smile faded
when she looked down. Pointing to a group of motorcycles, she said, “Say, isn’t
that the Weasel’s gang?”
“It sure is,” I said, already
angling down for a landing. “Let’s go chat with them.”
We landed just a few yards away
from the bar where the gang was hanging out on their bikes.
Leona turned to me. “Let me do the
talking on this one,” she requested, relieved when I nodded.
Turning to look at Weasel, she
smiled sweetly. “Goodness me! You and your boys sure are making yourselves
right at home here in our city, aren’t you?” She spoke in a sugary sweet voice
that was quite annoying, and I felt sure she was almost gagging on her own
words.
Weasel laughed, putting his hands
behind his head and leaning back on his bike. “And why not? You guys don’t have
a hero who cares about little thugs like us, so it’s been easy pickings in the
drug and prostitution circles these days.”
“That’s not the point,” Leona said
as the look on her face hardened. “You see, there is such a thing as respect.
Not one of you has paid any fees to Light Master, and this is our city, not
yours. I’ll give you two chances to get on your bikes and leave the city
quietly.”
“Why two?” Weasel asked. He was
still grinning like a jackass, though his voice betrayed that he was already
concerned.
“I know you won’t take the first chance,
but maybe after I’ve killed a few of your guys, you might realize that it’s better
for you to leave.” Leona’s voice had shifted to a cold flat tone. “If you blow
your second chance, I’ll just have to kill all of you. So, who wants to test
me?”
Not one man stepped forward to
make that challenge. The only movement was them getting on their bikes and
getting out of town.
Leona’s reputation sent many
lesser criminals away that night, but they were all common thugs until we were
confronted by Icee and Flare.
I had received payment from both
kids, and while I really liked Icee, I considered her
older brother a pain in the ass.
When I say kids, I mean kids,
though at the time I didn’t know how old either one was. The fact that they
sought us out angered me, but again Leona insisted that she should handle the
situation.
Flare set his younger sister down
as soon as he landed, regarding us with an angry scowl. “We heard you’ve been
running everyone out of town,” he said and sneered confidently. “You won’t be
making us leave.”
“We’ve decided to kill you, and
then we’ll run this town,” Icee said coldly.
Sorry.
“City,” Leona corrected her. “We
live in a city, not a hick town like the one you two obviously ran away from. I
won’t kill you twerps, but I will happily beat the shit out of both your asses
if you don’t hop on the next bus home to mommy and daddy.”
“They’re dead,” Flare said hotly.
Geez, I am really, truly sorry.
Flare fired a thick stream of...well,
of fire, really. It sizzled as it split the air, passing through Leona and
striking the building behind her.
Leona smiled. “It tickles,” she said
and leapt forward, grabbing Flare’s arm. Twisting it up and to the side, she
backhanded him hard and dropped the crying boy to the ground.
Turning to his sister, she glared
menacingly. “Do you want to play patty cake with me, little girl?”
“No,” Icee whimpered, her eyes locked on her big brother.
“The two of you should go home,” Leona
said. “If your parents are dead, then move in with a relative.”
Flare shook his head. “The—they’re
not really dead. I just said that because it sounds like something a villain
should say.”
“No, that’s what villains do,” I said.
“I really did kill my father, but then, he was abusing me sexually.”
This revelation caused Flare to
look at his sister with a pained scowl, and I suddenly realized why they’d left
home.
The anger was gone from my voice
as I said, “You two would make better heroes than villains someday, so just...go
live with an aunt or uncle and be normal brats for now. Just get out of City
before it’s too late.”
“God, when did you become such a
pussy?” Flare asked.
“Since he got laid,” Leona quipped.
She slapped a hand over her mouth then looked at me apologetically.
Sighing, I said, “Just get out of
the city. Tomorrow, I may have to kill a lot of people, and I don’t want either
of you to be included in that pile of bodies. You both know I make piles, and
tomorrow I’ll be making a mountain of any criminals who get in my way. Does
that make this a little easier for you?” I asked, watching both kids nod.
We watched Flare pick his sister
up and fly away.
Leona turned to me and smiled.
“I’ve got a good feeling about those two.”
“Me too,” I agreed. “I just hope
they’re smart enough to listen to us and leave.”
We were flying back to the lab
when Wallace spotted a crack addict mugging a man with a blackjack. He chuckled
ominously, which surprised Leona and I.
Speaking in a low voice, Wallace
said, “I just got a really cool idea. Leona, go invisible. Duggan you too, and
fly just a little bit behind me. Try to look dead until I tug on your hair,” he
said and laughed evilly.
Yes folks, Wallace laughed evilly. I didn’t even know he had it in him.
He began to descend when it
occurred to me to ask for my line. “What should I say?”
“You’ll know what to say when I
tug your hair. Now close your eyes, both of you,” he muttered, and then he lit
the suit up about a thousand times brighter than I ever would have thought
possible.
Even with my eyes closed, I felt a
stab of pain from the intensity of it. “Ow,” I
grunted.
“Yeah, ease up on the light,
Wallace,” Leona muttered.
The light receded enough where I
could open my eyes, and through the floaters in my vision, I saw the crack
junkie clawing at his eyes to clear his vision. Unlike us, he hadn’t been given
a warning.
When his vision finally cleared,
he looked right up at Wallace, who was literally turning night into day.
“Jamal, I am very angry with you!”
Wallace bellowed.
“Light Master? Is that you?” Jamal
asked.
“No, this is God,” Wallace said in
a deep voice. “Jamal, I want you to get off of crack. For that matter, I want
you to get off your mother.”
“It is God,” Jamal gasped and got on his knees. “What is your bidding,
God?”
“I want you to go to college and
get a degree in computer programming. Then I want you to make a software
company, and I want you to call it Godwarez, with a
Z. Can you remember all that, Jamal?”
It was getting harder not to
laugh, especially when I could already hear Leona snorting as she suppressed a
giggle.
Jamal nodded. “Yes God, with a Z.
I got that. What kind of software should I make?”
“Make video games!” Wallace
roared, and poor Jamal pissed himself. “Make lousy copies of hit games that try
to remove the plot and add memorizing useless scripture for bonus points. Oh,
and Jesus should be the hero in all of them!”
I could hear Leona’s laughter
fading and realized she was rising to avoid ruining the joke. I was not so
lucky, and I still had no clue what part I had to play in this little game.
“So uh, they should be like nice
games?” Jamal asked.
“No! Make gory, violent games. The
nastier they are, the bigger your spot will be in heaven!” Wallace reached back
behind himself. I saw what he wanted and let him grab my hair. He drew me in
front of him, tugging my hair. “And remember what Light Master’s head always
says!”
I was lost for words. I didn’t
have a clue what Wallace wanted me to say, so I blinked blankly at Jamal for
several seconds.
“Don’t be shy,” Wallace mumbled.
Then I had my line. “Stop sucking
dick for crack,” I moaned.
“Can I still do it for free?”
Jamal asked.
“I don’t see why not!” Wallace
roared before he tucked my head into his chest and made himself and my head
vanish. I got loose in time to find Jamal running down the street, never once
looking back as he left a trail of piss behind him.
Wallace chuckled and patted my
shoulder. “I know he won’t be a problem anymore.”
“Wow,” I said, awed by his
performance. “That was truly impressive. I mean, the audacity...” I remarked,
trailing off as I saw the grin on Leona’s face.
“Let’s do another!” she said.
Wallace shook his head. “It’s
late, and I have to get up early to drop Greg and his girlfriend off at the
amusement park with Maggie.”
“Is she the skinny brunette that
lives across the street?” I asked, remembering Greg dashing over to see her.
“She is. I really like her, and
her parents are dentists.” Laughing, Wallace added, “That means Greg’s braces
will be cheaper if he’s dating their daughter.”
“Hey, wait a minute, you can’t
leave now,” Leona whined. “Hell, it’s barely nine-thirty!”
“So find something to do with
Duggan.” Wallace offered her no chance at arguing. He flew off in the direction
of his house, leaving poor Leona staring after him like a disappointed kid
denied a piece of candy.
“I’m not ready to go home yet,”
Leona pleaded in a petulant sounding voice.
I laughed as a wicked idea struck
me. “You’re right, and the night is young. However, we have to go home to
change clothes. After you dress, we’ll head to my place so I can get out of
this suit and get into something more appropriate. Then I’ll slip on a collar
and you and I will head out.”
“Where are we going?” Leona asked.
“You’ll see,” I said and laughed
evilly. “Trust me, I know you’re going to dig this!”
We landed at her apartment, and
she looked at me with curiosity as she went to her room. “What should I wear?”
“Something sexy.” I suppressed a
laugh as her tail began to whip back and forth.
Minutes later, she emerged from
her room in a one-piece black dress, the hem riding high on her legs. She looked
very good, or more appropriately, very bad, an effect she helped by giving me a
drop dead sexy pout.
“Is this what you had in mind?”
Leona asked.
“And then some,” I said, giving
her a small kiss before we left.
After dressing myself in black
slacks and a black silk shirt, I went down to the lab, finding Morgan hard at
work on one of the collars.
Hanging, my suit up in the vault,
I asked, “Where’s Wally?”
“Children’s literature, aisle—sorry,
I got a flashback from my last job at a book store. He sacked out on your couch
right after you left. I can’t blame him. Poor kid didn’t sleep a wink while you
were in the stasis pod. Those are LeVeaux’s designs,
I take it?”
“No, they are LeVeaux’s old stasis pods,” I said, taking down a collar from the back wall. “He gave
them to me as a lab-warming gift when I took over as the overlord.”
“I thought they looked familiar,”
Morgan said.
Putting on the collar, I looked toward
my couch in the lab, where Wally lay curled in a ball under a lab coat with his
face tucked into the crook of his arm.
“Does he have anywhere to go?” I
asked.
“I don’t think so. I asked him
about his family, and he looked down and pouted for nearly an hour afterwards.
He is a good hand though, and he’d make a fine lab technician with the right
training,” Morgan said, sounding fond of Wally already.
“Yeah, well when he wakes up, find
out if he’d like to work for Bella Monte Carlo. I got you a job, and I’m pretty
sure I can sneak him in with you as a package deal. That is, if you don’t mind
the kid riding your coat tails?”
“You know boss, you almost sound
like a hero.” Morgan set aside his tools and frowned at me. “In fact, if I were
guessing, I’d say you’re quitting this business to switch sides.”
I shook my head. “No, I’m done
with the game for good.”
“I mean no disrespect when I say
this, but that’s a load of bullshit. You know just as well as I do that this
stuff gets in your veins,” Morgan said, slapping his arm like an addict for
emphasis.
I nodded. “It did, not so long
ago. Let me put it to you like this. How many people would you have to kill
before you were ready to call it quits?”
“One thousand,” Morgan replied
without hesitation.
“I have killed nine times as many
on one day.” I paused to let it sink in that I was not joking. Then I activated
my collar and hissed as the neural links punched though my skin.
Shivering, I said, “I’ve had
enough, and I’m going to leave before I get another ‘brilliant idea.’”
I nodded toward Wally. “He looks
pale. Have the two of you eaten anything recently?”
“Uh...” Morgan trailed off,
looking at the ceiling. “No, I guess not.”
“Then quit working, and get
something to eat. At the very least, order some pizza. Just make sure he eats
soon.” I glared to make my point. “That’s an order, Morgan.”
“All right, I’ll wake the kid and
we’ll grab something from up the street,” Morgan agreed, holding his hands up
as if he were asking for mercy.
I nodded my approval. “Fine. I’m
taking Leona out for the evening, and then I’ll be spending the night at her
apartment. After you get Wally fed, send him to my room and put him to bed. Oh,
and Morgan?”
“Yeah?” He asked.
“You could use a nap yourself, big
guy. There’s a road map of Montana on your eye, and that wasn’t there the last
time I checked. The couch upstairs folds out into a bed. Again, this is an
order. I need both of you to be sharp tomorrow.”
I patted his arm before I returned
to my apartment.
I found Leona standing by the door
to the lab, a whimsical smile on her face. “You’re really getting soft in your
old age.”
I smiled, shaking my head. “I’ll
prove you wrong tonight. Are you ready?”
“Of course,” she said and laughed
softly.
As we flew side by side under the
star-filled sky, Leona took my hand and squeezed it. “Will we have a big
cabin?”
Smiling, I nodded. “We need a room
for a gym, a room for you, one for my workshop, and a bedroom.”
“Just one?” Leona asked.
“Do we need another?” I remarked,
smiling as Leona drifted closer to me.
“No, I was just checking,” she
said, her eyes sparkling with glee.
I intentionally landed a block
away from our destination, but it became obvious to Leona as soon as she saw
the sign. She laughed and pulled me along, almost dragging me behind her as she
ran to the strip club.
The sign she read proclaimed this
to be the club’s male model revue night.
We had a blast, not to mention
having several lap dances. One bulky stripper even tea-bagged Leona.
We both made some beautiful Kodak
moments at that club, all of which Leona agreed to hide in a shoebox on the top
shelf of her closet for safe-keeping.
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